Hulk and Barbara Gordon: Roommates

11:30 AM
“Hooq? What is that?” Hulk asked, clutching his phone as he looks at a new app Barbara got for him.

“Oh, it’s basically a hookup app. Trust me, you’ll love it!” Barbara says as she sits on Hulk’s big, comfy bed, smiling cutely.

“Pft. The last time I let you talk me into hooking up with someone, I ended up sleeping with a wild blonde with big boobs and cuddling issues.“ Hulk remarks as he crossed his arms.

“Oh, come on. That happened, like, one time.“ Barbara said.

“Try ten times, Red,” Hulk says with a teasing smirk. “By the way, how’re things with you and that Troy guy you met?”

Barbara blushes at the mere mention of Troy’s name. “We’re still great, big guy. I...I think I love him.”

“What? You’ve only known the guy for like, a week.“ Hulk says with a raised eyebrow.

“I know, but...He’s such an amazing guy, Hulk...Like you.” Barbara says as she lays on the bed, a smile on her face as she thinks about Troy.